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"so you’re still single" excuse u i’m just faithful to my unreachable celebrity crush

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the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

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i always get nervous when people ask me what my hobbies are i cant exactly say sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours everyday

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if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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I am afraid


just saying that if any of you are secretly celebrities you can tell me and i’ll keep it a secret we can be homiez

  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
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t me baby one more time

what do u think ur doing

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
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