♡ I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm ♡
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How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

hi:

I don’t watch tv, I watch the Internet

kikmessenger:

if we’re dating and u have a trampoline I will most likely bounce on it more than I bounce on u

zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do